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May 15

pizzaforpresident:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

this post is out of control

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May 14

oxboxer:

feferipixies:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

everythingis19:

cosmicsyzygy:

Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!

DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING

I NEVER REALIZED

are you serious

I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.

FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD

YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD

can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too

like voldemort couldnt even do that shit

molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that

who are you

Quick, somebody write a book series about the adventures of Magic Prodigy Science Wizard!!!

PLEASE SOMEONE JUST DO IT

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metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

*ded*

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Even when the sky is falling down...: snufflechopsplastic: nordicunicorn: candyp0p: uncomfortablechair:... -

snufflechopsplastic:

nordicunicorn:

candyp0p:

uncomfortablechair:

vicsagod:

exceldamage:

fullmetal-dipshit:

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Say whut.

Imagine if we’re all still on Tumblr in our sixties.

livstarks:

we-must-unite:

cerezsis:

proudtobeahufflepuff:

the third time I’ve broken my hip this week

YOLO

“Screw the new version of ‘Harry Potter.’ EMMA WILL ALWAYS BE MY HERMIONE”

“Introduced the grandkids to Avatar today. They now know why their daddy’s name is Aang.”

“Just bought Adele’s newest album ‘Adele 74’!!”

“Can’t wait for series three of Sherlock.”

(Source: kisscolfer, via thefuuuucomics)

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May 13

I hope I’m this cool when I’m older

(via funny-pictures-uk)

cassandraclare:

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers lets us look deep into his eyes in his character poster for The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones, provided exclusively to JustJared.com. … Read More Here …

The full official Valentine poster is up on JustJared.com!

Unf

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cybergurololita:

Así me siento últimamente. via @brainpicker 

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